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Anonymous said:
There was a mythical beast known as Odin. In reality, he was not mythical, and was, rather, a human, but the fuck he gave was the most mythical of all. The one eyed fuck is the most rare of all mythical creatures and is held by none other than Odin.


I’m legit gonna frame this. I want this on a tshirt I’m not even kidding let me wear this





so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i



Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult


blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

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